FEEDS
THE BIG
DOGS.
The official kibble of every dog coin.
No roadmap. No utility. Just food.
HOLD ANYWHERE TO FEEDTAP & HOLD TO FEED
KIBBLE POURED0
EATEN BY DOGS0
BURPS0
SITE FATNESS0% · STARVING
WHAT'S IN
THE BAG?
We had the lab look at it. The lab got hungry.
Nutrition Facts
Servings per walletway too many
Serving size1 bag
Amount per serving
Calories1,000,000,000
(total supply. it's a lot of kibble.)
% Daily Value*
Buy Tax 0g0%
Sell Tax 0g0%
Roadmap 0g0%
Utility 0g0%
Protein 0g0%
Hype 420g6,900%
Copium 69mg100%
Vitamin D(og)1,000%
INGREDIENTS: Kibble, vibes, recycled shiba fur, one (1) cigar, unearned confidence, sneaker grease. May contain nuts (the holders).
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 kibble diet. Not financial advice. Not nutritional advice either. Do not feed to cats.
THE BIG DOGS
HAVE SPOKEN.
Reviews from the biggest dogs in crypto. Translated by a guy named Kevin.
HOW TO
GET FED.
BEST
SELLER
SELLER
CHUBZ® Premium Kibble Token
★★★★★ (69,420 dog reviews)
free shipping on orders over 0 kibble
- Get a wallet. Phantom, Solflare, whatever. The dogs don't judge.
- Get some SOL. Buy it anywhere, send it to the wallet.
- Swap for $CHUBZ. Paste the contract address below. Press the button. Feel full.
- Lie down. You've done enough today.
CA
bag is still in the oven…
LIVE
CHUBZ JET TRACKER™
- FLIGHT
- CHUBZ ONE
- STATUS
- ✈ AIRBORNE
- CURRENT LOCATION
- Over Bonk Island
- ALTITUDE
- 41,000 ft
- SPEED
- too fast for cats
- PASSENGERS
- 1 bag, 0 regrets
- CARGO
- 14 tons of kibble